Romantic Ideas: Corny Pickup Lines

corny pick up linesWould you try pick her up if you saw her out with her friends? Sure you would! Women love to be chased almost as much as men like chasing them. Just because you’ve caught her is no reason to let your guard down!
Sweep her off her feet and make her laugh with these horrible pickup lines. Use one a day for a week.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
That outfit looks great. It would look even better in a crumpled heap next to the bed.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Is it hard being hated for being so beautiful?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
As much as I hate to see you leave…I love watching you walk away

You get the idea. Look up “pickup lines” on any search engine for many more options! Don’t pick the really crude or bragging ones, or this could backfire on you, bigtime!


This works best either right before leaving in the morning when she’s dressed and ready to go or right when you get home and see her after being gone a while.

Don’t try these lines when she hasn’t bathed all day, hair a mess, and looks ready to drop. It will come across totally insincere and might even make her mad instead of pleased. Wait until she really does look good and tell her so, in a ridiculously silly way.